How the Zodiac Signs Would Behave at a Bollywood Music Festival

If astrology met AR Rahman in the middle of a neon-lit concert ground with dhol beats and glitter, this would be the chaotic playlist of personalities. Every zodiac sign brings its own brand of drama, vibes, and dance floor disasters to a Bollywood music fest.
– Already at the barricade before the gates opened. Shouting song requests to the DJ like it's a political protest. Might attempt crowd-surfing during “Malhari.”
– Came for the music, stayed for the food stalls. Found near the chaat counter, vibing slowly with a plate of pav bhaji like it’s a sacred ritual.
– Running between five different stages while live-tweeting everything. One moment it's “Kala Chashma,” next it’s crying to “Tum Hi Ho” with strangers.
– The emotional sponge. Crying during Arijit’s set, hugging strangers, and telling a dhol player about childhood trauma during the percussion solo.
– Dressed like a Karan Johar finale walk. Lights follow, even when the spotlight isn’t trying. Starts spontaneous choreography and expects backup dancers.
– Brought hand sanitizer, wet wipes, and an itinerary. Corrected the singer’s lyrics mid-set. Possibly asked security if the fog machine had passed inspection.
– Lost in the crowd but somehow still perfectly lit in every selfie. Politely dancing with everyone while debating whether Ranveer or Shahid is the superior dancer.
– Watching silently from the VIP section with sunglasses on at night. Screams only when the beat drops like it's a plot twist in a Sanjay Leela Bhansali film.
– On someone's shoulders waving a glow stick like it’s a flag of freedom. Might disappear mid-set to join a flash mob or hop onstage “for vibes.”
– Took leave from work to attend and is low-key calculating ROI per ticket. Has three power banks, a prepaid cab, and no patience for nonsense.
– Dancing barefoot in a neon lehenga to a trance remix of “Munni Badnaam.” Started a deep discussion about cultural fusion near the speakers.
– Lost in a trance to “Tera Ban Jaunga.” Possibly levitating. Probably thinks the fest is a metaphor for love.