Social Humour: Jokes pour in on fuel price hike

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Pic1: When in opposition
Pic2: When in power

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)

अगर विदेशों में पड़ा काला तेल भारत आ जाये तो सबकी गाड़ियों में फिरी(free) में ही 15-15 लीटर तेल आ जायेगा।

If the black oil stashed in abroad comes to India, each car owner will get 15ltrs oil free.

— Narendra Modi (@Troll_Modi)

Now that, Petrol and Diesel Prices have hit an all time high, we all must come forward and support these opposition leaders in their fight for common man.

— Jet Lee(Vasooli Bhai) (@Vishj05)

Bhakts were also going to outrage over fuel price hike. Then Tajinder Bagga told them-

"All lies spread by media! Mae abhi-abhi bike mein petrol leke aaya si. 100 rupay ki petrol aaj bhi 100 rupay ki mil rhi hai."

That convinced them.

— Punster® (@Pun_Starr)

Petrol pump guy: *points to the machine* "Zero dekh lo"

[ after 1 minute]

Me: *points to HDFC's balance SMS* "Zero dekh lo"

— 🚨 (@pranavsapra)

Crude oil price = $88/ Barrel (1 barrel = 2 kilometers × 88 = $176)

Refinery + Dealer Margin= {$34}×8%×12×8

Ramadan cess of Gulf = $786×72

Taxes = 75% Less than Nehru & Manmohan

Hence proved, international factors are responsible, Govt is doing the best.

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_)

Petrol pump attendant: "Sir, please don't use your cellphone. Aag lag sakti hai."

Me: *looks at petrol's price per litre on the machine*

Attendant: *looks at diesel's price on the machine*

Me: *looks at the attendant*

Attendant: *looks back at me*

"Koi nahi sir, laga do aag"

— Akshar (@AksharPathak)

Petrol prices will clear the DU cut off too, soon.

— InGenious (@Bees_Kut)

Modi : Petrol/Diesel price hike ka kya socha hai ?
Jaitley : Mast idea hai sirji, ‘price hike cess’ pel dein kya ?

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)

1. Petrol hike during UPA
2. Petrol hike during NDA

— Kuptaan🇮🇳 (@Kuptaan)

Petrol price Rs 50/litre
Me: Bhaiyya 50 rupay ka daalna
Petrol price Rs 70/litre
Me: Me: Bhaiyya 50 rupay ka daalna
Petrol price Rs 100/litre
Me: Bhaiyya 50 rupay ka daalna
Petrol price Rs 1000/litre
Me: Bhaiyya 50 rupay ka daalna

— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna)