Social Humour: Petrol prices cut by a 'massive' 1 paisa, the joke is on you

Indians calculating what to do with the money they’ll save after the heavy cut of 1 paisa in Petrol and Diesel prices

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey)

Government to citizens, after reducing petrol prices by 60 paise

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu)

Glad to reduce the fuel prices by massive 1 paisa per ltr. I request my fellow countrymen to invest the savings in real estate to buy 5 bhk flat.

— Narendra Modi (@Troll_Modi)

“Ek hafte baad result aaya hota to I would have been the topper” ~ Petrol

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)

After the marvellous one paise cut in petrol prices, the 56 inch chest has shown it's metal......

all my thoughts are rushing towards what all I can buy, house, car, chopper, etc etc from this"ek Paisa".

— Deepika Sihag (@Deepika_Sihag)

1. When you realise petrol prices have dropped
2. By 1 PAISA

— Appurv Gupta-GuptaJi (@appurv_gupta)

Petrol pump owners before and after

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega)

Soch raha hun apni Luna se petrol nikaal kar usse bech kar ek BMW le leta hun

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies)

Modi Ji addressing Nation after Petrol and Diesel prices went down by full "one paisa/L"

— Md Asif Khan (@imMAK02)

Bhaiyo aur behano, enjoy the super 1 paisa discount on your fuel, while I suffer for you in INR 80k per night Presidential suite in Jakarta.

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_)

When I see someone saying "full tank kardo" at petrol pump.

— Bade Chote (@badechote)

Petrol, Petrol, Petrol

Earlier, petrol price was Rs 75 per litre!
Even if we use 1 litre petrol/day,
Rs 75 * 30 days = Rs 2250

Now, petrol price is Rs 80/L
So, 80 * 30 = 2400

2400 - 2250 = 150
So,
Should we make
Pappu a PM to save Rs 150/month?

Kaho Dil Se,
MODI JI PHIR SE

— Mahesh Vikram Hegde (@mvmeet)