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GTA V’s hidden websites: The funniest and strangest in-game internet secrets

GTA V’s hidden websites: The funniest and strangest in-game internet secrets

TOI Sports Desk / TIMESOFINDIA.COM / Apr 17, 2025, 13:26 IST

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Grand Theft Auto V's in-game internet offers a satirical and often disturbing experience. Players can explore parody political sites like Jock Cranley's Patriot Test and questionable financial services such as Credit Card Consolidation Kings. The dark side is revealed through the Who Killed Leonora Johnson website, showcasing crime scene photos, while Dr.

GTA V’s hidden websites: The funniest and strangest in-game internet secrets

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GTA V isn’t just about stealing cars and causing chaos—it also has a hilarious, bizarre, and sometimes straight-up disturbing in-game internet. From parody political sites to sketchy dating platforms, Rockstar went all-in on satire. If you’ve never dived into GTA V’s hidden websites, you’re missing out on some seriously wild content.

The Funniest and Strangest Websites in GTA V

Here are some of the funniest, weirdest, and most unexpected online gems in the game.

1. Jock Cranley’s Patriot Test – Are You ‘Murican Enough?

URL: www.jockcranley.com
Ever wondered if you’re a true patriot? This fictional campaign site for San Andreas governor candidate Jock Cranley will test you. Expect ridiculously over-the-top questions like:

"How do you celebrate the 4th of July?"

A) Read the U.S. Constitution
B) Chant "USA!" while flipping off an immigrant
C) Get wasted with rich friends
D) Disrespect the flag by watching the "lamestream" media

The more unhinged your answers, the better your "patriot" score. It's satire at its peak—hilarious but not for the easily offended.

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2. San Andreas DMV Test – The Worst Driving Advice Ever

URL: www.sanandreasdmv.com
This one actually looks legit at first—until you read the answers. Sample question:
"When is it okay to run a red light?"

A) Never
B) Only in emergencies
C) When you're sure the other driver won’t kill you because they’re "probably foreign"

Spoiler: The more terrible your choices, the higher your score. If you’ve ever failed a real-life driving test, this might hit a little too close to home.

3. Credit Card Consolidation Kings – Totally Trustworthy... Right?

URL: www.creditcardconsolidationkings.com
This site is a brilliant parody of sketchy financial services. Promises include:

No annoying calls—just "an illegal immigrant sent to your house" to settle disputes.
A sign-up form that asks, "Do you have an attractive sister or daughter under 25 willing to help in a predicament?"

Yeah, totally not suspicious at all.

4. Dr. Friedlander’s Therapy Site – A Scam in Disguise

URL: www.dr-friedlander.com
GTA’s most useless therapist has his own website, complete with a self-help crossword puzzle. The words you have to find? Let’s just say they’re… questionable.

The mystery of Leonora Johnson - GTA 5

5. Who Killed Leonora Johnson? – The Darkest Website in GTA V

URL: www.whokilledleonorajohnson.com
One of the game’s creepiest Easter eggs, this site dives into the gruesome mystery of Leonora Johnson’s murder. It even includes graphic crime scene photos. If you love GTA’s darker side, this one’s for you.
GTA V’s internet is peak Rockstar—hilarious, offensive, and weirdly realistic. If you haven’t explored it yet, open your in-game phone and start typing these URLs. Just maybe skip the creepier ones before bedtime. Which site is your favorite? Let us know!

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