If Planets Had WWE Entrance Songs, What Would They Be?

Every great WWE superstar has an entrance song that makes the crowd lose its mind. But if planets stepped into the ring, what would their theme music be? Some would go full rockstar, others would make the arena question reality.

Fast, intense, and constantly moving—Mercury doesn’t have time for slow beats. This entrance is all about speed, and by the time the first verse drops, Mercury is already halfway around the ring.

It’s flashy, seductive, and dramatic—everything Venus brings to the ring. The entrance is less about fighting and more about making an entrance nobody forgets.

Classic, determined, and a little predictable. Earth doesn’t rely on tricks—just hard work, training montages, and a crowd that always chants along.

No mind games. No fancy footwork. Just pure chaos. Mars doesn’t enter the ring—it in, ready to throw punches before the ref can even blink. The bass drops, and so does the first opponent.

Larger than life and twice as confident. Jupiter enters with a gold robe, a championship belt winning a match, and a theme song that screams “biggest thing in the universe.”

Strict, methodical, and absolutely done with everyone’s nonsense. Saturn doesn’t break the rules—it the rules. If the opponent tries something flashy, Saturn just suplexes them back into reality.

It’s weird. It’s unpredictable. Uranus’ entrance has lights flashing in colors that don’t exist, and nobody knows what’s coming next. The only guarantee? It’s going to be

Slow, mysterious, and almost hypnotic. Neptune’s entrance doesn’t need explosions or pyrotechnics. The opponent just stares, questioning existence until it’s too late.

Pluto kicks down the door, blasting a song that reminds everyone it belongs. It’s not in the main event anymore, but it’s showing up